Confessions of a Rabid Perfectionist

I had spent my undergraduate years doing back-flips to complete assignments to an absurdly overdone level of perfection because I compulsively had to; read compulsvely about grad school, because, dare I make the wrong choice of graduate school and mess up my entire life? The professor wants a 2 page response? Oh! I'll give him a 10, because "good enough" or "average" was not in my dictionary.

25 Easy Steps To Perfectly Screw Up Your Life.

1. Waiting for the "right" moment to do things you're passionate about. 2. PLAY the role of a victim. 3. COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN. 4. Dwell on regrets and feel bad for a long period of time. 5. Totally work a job you don't like. 6. Take things for granted - moments, people, memories. 7. DEMAND …